Ipod

So you got a 2 meg silver Ipod Nano from Uncle Eric for Christmas and I took you to the Ipod store to see if you wanted another color. I think there was blue, green, pink and red. You couldn't decide so you kept asking me, "Which is the best one?" I kept telling you they were all the same and only the color was different. So I asked you which one you wanted again and you said, "Pink." Well, since I intend to borrow it for the gym I couldn't have you buy pink so I nudged you towards red. So we bought the red one. A week later I loaded songs for you and yesterday you asked me, "Is it too late to exchange the Ipod?" I asked you why you wanted to know and you just repeated the question. I asked you why again and you said you wanted the pink one! Sorry baby.

However, the red one allowed $10 of the purchase to go to fight AIDS in Africa so I told you the red one helped sick people and you didn't talk about it again. Hey, you got both an Idog and Icat for Christmas so that should be OK, right?